CRS                                                                    Patte LeMieux

Well I have a little brother; he’s not so little any more

And he lives in California on our country’s western shore

Well, he had a little incident earlier this year

Now he’s on some medication and he’s having complications

And it’s causing him aggravation and now…he’s got..

CRS…     Can’t remember something

CRN…    Can’t remember nothing

CRM…   Can’t remember most things

Can’t remember what that “S” stands for

The other day, he called me on my cell phone

I said, “Hello”. He replied, “Who’d this!!!”

“The good news is”…he said “You sound familiar.”

“The bad news is, I don’t know why I called you, or who this phone belongs to.”

‘Cause he’s got…

CRS…     Can’t remember something

CRN…    Can’t remember nothing

CRM…   Can’t remember most things

Can’t remember what that “S” stands for

Well, he’s here for a short visit, you might see him around town

If you don’t see us with him will you kindly flag him down?

Drive right up to him, roll down the window in your car,

And ask him most politely but ever so directly this very important question:

Does your mom know where you are?

‘Cause he’s got…

CRS…     Can’t remember something

CRN…    Can’t remember nothing

CRM…   Can’t remember most things

Can’t remember what that “S” stands for

Well I’m sure we all know someone who suffers from this too;

Your mom, your dad, your cousin, or that girl right next to you.

You know, she’s married to your brother; she went to school with you!

You can’t recall her name? Well maybe you have got it too…

It’s called…

CRS…     Can’t remember something

CRN…    Can’t remember nothing

CRM…   Can’t remember most things

Can’t remember what that “S” stands for

Does anyone know what that “S” stands for?